Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
Me: I really like getting shots. It feels cool when the needle goes in and all the platelets rush together.
Sarah: Hillary, you sound like you’re just one step away from becoming a heroin addict.
Brian: Everyone and their dog is engaged. Is something in the water?
Me: Tell me about it. My dog just broke the big news to me. I didn’t even congratulate her, I was so bitter :(
Brian: What a bitch. *ZING*