December 2010
63 posts
“I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.”
– The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
This is exactly how I feel, almost every time.
November 2010
61 posts
People love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking...
Because sometimes I like to pretend I’m still in High School and not writing term papers criticizing Early 20th Century Orientalism. ~*~And because MySpAcE won’t let me delete my AcCoUnT~*~
Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
A teacher or a librarian or a baker or a statistician! That last bit is a lie.
What’s under your bed?
Photography goodies
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“Ah, Love! could thou and I with Fate conspire
To grasp this sorry Scheme of...”
– The Quatrains of Abolfat’h Ghia’th-e-din Ebrahim Khayam of Nishabur
The 100 Most Beautiful Words in English →
andreainspired:
Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief love affair. Demesne Dominion, territory. Demure Shy and...
Tonight I engaged in a staring contest with some dude in the coffee shop. Do not try to compete against me when it comes to staring contests. I will always win because I will always be the bigger creep. Fair warning.
Right now I want, more than anything, a plate of pancakes made in a cast iron skillet. I also want to vomit. Ya win some, Ya lose some #beingsicksucks
http://www.mapcrunch.com/ →
This is how I will choose my next vacation destination.
“The shores of your body are littered with truths.”
– “The Incomplete Portrait”, Vicki Viidkas
“Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, and don’t put up with people that...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via brookebutler)
This is exactly what I need, always
