I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.– The Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes) This is exactly how I feel, almost every time.
People love me. Why? Because I’m fun. I’m the life of the party. I bring levity to any situation. Need to soften the blow of a harsh message about restroom etiquette? SLAM. There I am. Need to spice up the directions to your graduation party? WHAM. There again. Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK. Like daffodils in motherfucking...
Because sometimes I like to pretend I’m still in High School and not writing term papers criticizing Early 20th Century Orientalism. ~*~And because MySpAcE won’t let me delete my AcCoUnT~*~ Do you know what you want to be when you grow up? A teacher or a librarian or a baker or a statistician! That last bit is a lie. What’s under your bed? Photography goodies Did...
Ah, Love! could thou and I with Fate conspire To grasp this sorry Scheme of...– The Quatrains of Abolfat’h Ghia’th-e-din Ebrahim Khayam of Nishabur
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andreainspired: Ailurophile A cat-lover. Assemblage A gathering. Becoming Attractive. Beleaguer To exhaust with attacks. Brood To think alone. Bucolic In a lovely rural setting. Bungalow A small, cozy cottage. Chatoyant Like a cat’s eye. Comely Attractive. Conflate To blend together. Cynosure A focal point of admiration. Dalliance A brief love affair. Demesne Dominion, territory. Demure Shy and...
Tonight I engaged in a staring contest with some dude in the coffee shop. Do not try to compete against me when it comes to staring contests. I will always win because I will always be the bigger creep. Fair warning.
Right now I want, more than anything, a plate of pancakes made in a cast iron skillet. I also want to vomit. Ya win some, Ya lose some #beingsicksucks
This is how I will choose my next vacation destination.
The shores of your body are littered with truths.– “The Incomplete Portrait”, Vicki Viidkas
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, and don’t put up with people that...– Kurt Vonnegut (via brookebutler) This is exactly what I need, always